A Mere 10
I have people who can fix me up.
And no, I don't mean with pills and other happy stuff, and I need those too. No, I'm talking about people who can actually take me from a mere 10 back to the atmospheric heights where my beauty normally resides. Not that it's particularly difficult, of course. When you're starting with perfection, it's really just a matter of putting everything back where it belongs.
So, barely a day after coming down in a helicopter crash, which many of you expressed your concerns about, and my team would like to thank you for that, I was already back to my usual fabulous self.
And just in time for another social appearance!
Now, I still had some trouble moving, and with Toni playing at The Boiler Room on Thursday which would certainly demand a lot of me, I thought it would be wise to take things a little easier. So I chose the Blue Note, where I could limit myself to gently swaying my hips rather than putting them through their usual demanding routine. An unusual occurrence in just about every possible context, I know, but I think I managed rather well.
And as if that wasn't soothing enough, DJ Arwen made the evening even better with what was obviously a carefully selected collection of music, making sure we got the very best versions of everything she played. Exactly what a recovering woman of my standing deserves.
Now, I can almost hear you asking.
But Doreen, surely something happened? You crashed a helicopter only yesterday. You regularly drag people down into that dark basement of yours to indulge in activities we probably shouldn't discuss in polite company. You didn't just go to a club, listen to some music and behave yourself?
Well, yes. That's precisely what I did.
I know. Shocking. But sometimes things really are just what they are. No drama, no scandal, no unexpected adventures, no helicopters falling out of the sky. Sometimes life really is that simple.
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