High heels, low expectations

One Night Too Far
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

One Night Too Far

After yet another questionable night, I found myself dreaming of a dungeon surrounded by chains and cages.

Or at least, I thought I was.

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Introducing: The List
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Introducing: The List

Too many clubs. Too many events. Too many people asking “Doreen, what’s going on?”

So I made a list.

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Toilets, Glory Holes and DJ Lili
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Toilets, Glory Holes and DJ Lili

After a week of emotional recovery, I was ready for another club opening. Then Hera dragged me into the bathrooms at The Cage before I’d even finished my first drink.

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They Brought Back Punk
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

They Brought Back Punk

A mysterious invitation led me into a hidden punk bunker where the walls sweated, the music screamed and absolutely nobody cared about safety regulations.

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Calendar Free Fall
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Calendar Free Fall

I abandoned the calendar for one night and attempted to navigate the nightlife entirely on instinct. Naturally it turned into a cascading series of missed sets and public humiliation.

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Social Warfare
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Social Warfare

Emotional devastation in heels. By the time I reached Valmoor, Invad3r was already dropping his final beats into the Boiler Room, leaving me with only fragments of the night to survive on.

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Too Glam to Function
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Too Glam to Function

I’m starting to suspect the club scene has quietly organized itself around my destruction and that I’m currently held together by determination, questionable chemistry and excellent lighting.

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Sonance Has Me Again
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Sonance Has Me Again

Clubs, like ex boyfriends, leave gaps you quietly fill with something else. And then they return and ruin all your progress.

Sonance did exactly that.

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Green Dreams, Hard Evidence
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Green Dreams, Hard Evidence

Tell me again why this felt like a dream in which I went looking for a club and found one with a countdown. One last night, and everything slowly turned green.

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I Don’t Trust Red. I Do Now.
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

I Don’t Trust Red. I Do Now.

Red lighting and I don’t usually get along. It ruins perfectly good nights before they begin.

The Rote Hase fixed that problem and turned it into something dangerously good.

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I Woke Up Dead on a Wednesday
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

I Woke Up Dead on a Wednesday

I don't usually wake up like this, but Wednesday I did. Newstead Abbey was calling and I don't ignore calls like that.

Proceed with caution.

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Not My Era, Still My Night
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Not My Era, Still My Night

Punk wasn’t exactly my thing, but there are reasons to make you try anyway. A borrowed sweater, a bit of effort, and suddenly I was on a rooftop fighting the establishment. Not bad for a Tuesday.

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No One Stayed Clean
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

No One Stayed Clean

It started as a pool party and ended as something far less innocent. Let’s just say the water wasn’t the only thing getting heated.

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A Guilty Pleasure
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

A Guilty Pleasure

It takes a lot to change my Thursday plans. Last night I had a very good reason. It was pleasure.

The Snake Pit opened it doors.

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Something In The Ratio
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Something In The Ratio

I closed Sunday out across a few clubs, with Bardeco as one of the final stops. The bar is good, the room breathes, and the ratio of good-looking men is, statistically speaking, suspicious.

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Smooth as Oil
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Smooth as Oil

The theme was oil and I had multiple concerns. Serious, vocal, extensively shared concerns. As usual I was overthinking it. Everything went smooth and everyone was beautiful.

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The Midweek Has a Pulse
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

The Midweek Has a Pulse

Wednesday used to mean nothing. A placeholder. A day you get through on the way to something better.

The Continental doesn’t do placeholders.

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Full House, Fuller Pool
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Full House, Fuller Pool

Two days of Poolapalooza because the bouncer at NITE told me no. A weekend full of heat, chaos, and moments you don’t chase, but find you.

One door said no. Everything else opened.

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