High heels, low expectations

Supply and Demand
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Supply and Demand

Some things are better when you have to wait for them. Stigmata, apparently. My pills, less so. Tuesday still worked out rather well.

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Friends in Great Places
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Friends in Great Places

Thursday at The Square, Friday at Scoutlounge. Saturday at Afterneath. I remember the music. I remember the people. My friends remembered me to bring my camera.

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Better Late Than Sober
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Better Late Than Sober

Late? Perhaps. Sober? Irrelevant. But I did bring back a rather large collection from an incredible and gorgeous weekend. Mostly of people. Lots of people. Here's day two of FVMF.

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Everyone Is Invited
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Everyone Is Invited

FVMF opened yesterday, and the appropriate way to mark that occasion was to gather everyone in one ridiculously beautiful place and see what happened.

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Tips, Tricks & Boiler Rooms
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Tips, Tricks & Boiler Rooms

From a packed Boiler Room and a very special celebration for Tiptoe to the start of FVMF: you really shouldn't think we're supposed to take it easy this weekend.

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Her Turf, Her Party
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Her Turf, Her Party

A night with Opie. Pills, leashes and paying our respects. We celebrated her anniversary by adding another story to the collection, with photos in case nobody remembers it.

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Skates, Quarterbacks & Vogue
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Skates, Quarterbacks & Vogue

I hadn't been on roller skates for a while, but one night at the Roller Rink brought back a misspent youth of polished floors, first loves and the life I very nearly ended up living.

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Beach, Please
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Beach, Please

Sure enough, I was back on a beach, where most clothes disappeared, skin appeared, and I once again forgot to get a picture of myself. Which is becoming an annoying habit, really.

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The Constant Was Skimpy
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

The Constant Was Skimpy

The night started green and skimpy. It somehow ended red, latex, but still skimpy. We were promised sex, sweat and schranz, which really wasn’t false advertising.

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Vanity in a Sea of Envy
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Vanity in a Sea of Envy

They called it Envy, but wanting what other people have has never really been my problem. Still, surrounded by beautiful people, even I found a few things worth looking at twice.

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Know Your Place
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Know Your Place

Sometimes all it takes is one text to remind you who you really are. To tell you to stop pretending, put on something skimpy and get drunk at a motel pool. That’s the real me, and I didn’t need much convincing.

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Mostly on Mondays
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Mostly on Mondays

I can be a respectable person who drinks smoothies, makes good decisions and occasionally even keeps her clothes on. It’s just that this particular version of me is mostly available on Mondays.

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The Wrong Button
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

The Wrong Button

Vault 404 does stuff right and has interesting things happening beyond the dancefloor. So while I came home without the picture I planned on taking, I did get something else.

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Pool Standards
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Pool Standards

Summer just doesn't end, so back into the pool we go. Sunvana provided fresh water, Lili the music, Jin disturbingly useful background information, and I some hands-on fact-checking.

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The Long Game
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

The Long Game

A call from my accountant sent me to Sonance over fears of trouble in Tokyo. Turns out the markets are fine. Human morals, however, are another matter.

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The Paradox of Choice
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

The Paradox of Choice

Too many invitations, too many events and far too many options. A night of decision paralysis takes me from Elephants to the beach at The Drip, before a minor financial crisis hits.

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This Is Not Paranoia
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

This Is Not Paranoia

Sometimes I feel people are messing with me. Then again, when your witnesses won't talk, start discussing pizza and your memory can't be trusted, proving anything becomes difficult.

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A Proper Invitation
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

A Proper Invitation

An invitation by someone who understands how these things should be done. Sojourn was calling and it would have been terribly rude to deny them my presence.

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Mind the Gap
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Mind the Gap

A subway station in the middle of Sonance is no reason to stop the party. So we danced on the tracks, boarded the train and ended up in seventh heaven.

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Accidental Fridays
Doreen Elytis Doreen Elytis

Accidental Fridays

Cancelled plans, a different outfit and the irresistible glow of VICE. Some nights aren't the ones you schedule, but they can be great anyway.

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